I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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Her full name is Nora Pin Ephron.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
The things nightmares are made of.
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Watching Papa learn to read might be the cutest thing GoT has done.
in 3 weeks we’ll have teen wolf
I shhhushed my boyfriend last night during a TEEN WOLF trailer. He was confused & said, “why would they make that? looks stupid.” To which I responded “THIS HAS BEEN MY THING FOR 2 SUMMERS WHILE YOU’VE BEEN GONE. DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME.”
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makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
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