bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

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lupincansing:

 


I need to see the new star trek movie, goddamnit.

lupincansing:

 

I need to see the new star trek movie, goddamnit.

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In my mind

Her full name is Nora Pin Ephron.

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

The things nightmares are made of.

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Watching Papa learn to read might be the cutest thing GoT has done.

When I suddenly remember something I did when I was drunk

whatshouldwecallme:

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tylerposeysjawline:

in 3 weeks we’ll have teen wolf

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I shhhushed my boyfriend last night during a TEEN WOLF trailer. He was confused & said, “why would they make that? looks stupid.” To which I responded “THIS HAS BEEN MY THING FOR 2 SUMMERS WHILE YOU’VE BEEN GONE. DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME.”

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dingoinnuendo:

wwebkinz:

dingoinnuendo:

makin my way downtown

have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior

walkin faster

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dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

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