Today I wanted a Stromboli. Instead, I walked past Mama Leone’s and bought a chef salad to make a “healthy” choice and orange juice instead. The salad had eggs, ham, carrots, and cheese.
But here’s the thing. I hate eggs. Eggs are probably my least favorite food on the planet. I don’t like ham,…
Is for being angry. Gathering thoughts. Eating eggplant pizza. & watching Derek.
That moment when it’s your former dorm neighbor’s bday& you want to say “happy birthday!” & finally apologize for all the loud sex you had next door sophomore year.
What’s the statute of limitations on apologies for having loud sex?